when i say “i’m going to bed” on the internet, i mean that i’ve started thinking about going to bed and attempting to convince myself that getting off the internet is a good idea
so when i make a post saying “i’m going to bed,” it generally means that i’ll be online for anywhere between another half hour to another two hours
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
Trust me, Chuck.
THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”
And then she ate the baby:
O H MY FUKCIGN GOD
my faovuetie is the sobbing person int he mirorr
thats a window
“And the point of great writers like [Oscar] Wilde is that they make that invitation to you; they welcome you”. - Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry is a hero
- me: *genuinely has the time and materials to study for tests and get A's*
- me: *doesn't*
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
Can’t stop laughing
I was listening to this when my brother walked in, scared the shit out of me, and said “WTF are you listening to?”